your mom is so ghetto she does wheelies in her 10 speed.
READ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL
2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked...
COMMENT THESE-i made these up, and there pretty decent
1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped
2.ur mamas so...
Y0 mamas soo…-Yo mamas so fat she gets horney off a cook book...
Yo Mamas so Nasty-Yo Mamas so nasty....
shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
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Chow mamas sooo fat-Chow mamas sooo fat every time she skips a meal the stock market drops...
yo`mama-your mamas so fat she got hit by a bus.then got up and said who through that rock?...
tow truck-your mamas so fat her car broke down and they had to tow her and leave the car
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sit-yo mamas so fat she sat on a jukebox and turned it in2 a cd.
peace. ...
spy spa-Yo mamas so stupid that she put a spy hole in a glass door...
All you can eat-YO mamas so fat that when she went to the all you can eat buffet......they had to pull out the...
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because they never get the house!
On Divorce- Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...
Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the...
Grounds for Divorce- A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is
taking all of her background information and asks...
Reason For Divorce- One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that...
In divorce court!- A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie- The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that...
Better Than Divorce-Better than Divorce
A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her...
TWO STORY HOUSE-A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,...
2 Story House-A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then...
2 Story House-A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then...
The Divorce…- A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.
During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his...
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Sir,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous.”
“I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!” the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that “22″ was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
“But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute,” the old man said. “We just got off Route 119.”
Why me!?!- A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same...
Charged for speeding-A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same...
The Loud Wife-A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do...
Extreme Golfing- Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.
They've been pretty evenly matched until they arrive...
Nice Try-A San Francisco motorist was unknowingly caught in an automatic camera speed trap. He received a $40 ticket in the...
Identify the problem-A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
Then, he discovered the problem; a...
Ponderings collection 33-Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So...
Obey the speed limit-Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering...
The Old Golfer-Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes...
The Biker’s decision.- You'd never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.
He was...
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