Ur face is so ugly, you looked out the window and a police officer gave you a ticket for mooning him
Police Officer- A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.
The officer says, "Pull...
blonde officer-There was a blonde driving a car 68 miles an hour and the speed limit was 35, so a police...
A police officer pulls me over…-A police officer pulls me over, comes up to the window and asks, "You drinkin'?"
I looked up at him...
running from da cops-A man comes home after a hard day of work. He arrives at his house to find that the police...
mooning-Yo mommas so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arested fo mooning...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…- A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions.......
Bus #54-A blonde guy was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. He wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, he...
ID BITCH-This hot dog seller and his pet donkey were walking down a road. They got pulled over by a red...
Touring Washington-A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't...
Lord, forgive me…- Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do
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A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker...