What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Nothing, they both leave children’s bedrooms with empty sacks!
santa-Q: whys jacko wana be santa
A: so he can empty his sacks in little boys bedroom...
Santa and the Blonde!- One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde....
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree- On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.
As he pulled his favorite pair of red...
Chemistry song 12-I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa Chlorine
I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorine
under the chemistree last night
They didn't sneak me down the...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid.- Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:
10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
9....
Christmas Punnies!- What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
How many reindeer does Santa have?
11 (named below):
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid,...
santa and MJ-What does santa and micheal jackson have in common?
When they go into boys houses, they empty their sacks....
santa-
i see santa didnt visit the asians this christmas....so he just give them a wave instead...
santa true color-why is santa joly all the time,cause he knows where all the bad girls live...
Why Santa Has No Kids- Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the...
Q: Why do people become red sox fans?
A: Because they cant afford world series tickets.
Two Yankees Fans on a Train-Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start...
what do a-holes and yankee fans have in-WHAT DO YANKEE FANS AND ASSHOLES HAVE IN COMMON? THEY BOTH SPEW SHIT WHEN THEY TALK...
a FEW-A football player had dislocated his shoulder in a nasty challenge, and was still screaming in agony when they got...
Money saving tip for yankee fans-yankee fans: rather than waste more money on yet another replica hat, simply strap a large rubber dildo to your...
Gutted Chelsea-ok rite,
What do you call 10 chelsea fans on the moon??????
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A Problem
What do...
Dodgers fans-Q:How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 55,392. 1 to screw in the...
Facts-Ok heres the deal.....
Yankees ARE NOT the first team to 'CHOKE.' In the 1986 WS, the score was 5-3...
BIG Flames fan-A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Flames fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids...
WHY BOSTON IS BETTER IN THE WORLD SERIES-OK YANKEE FANS, YOU RUB YOUR "26 WORLD TITLES" INTO EVERYONE'S FACE, BUT HOLD ON A SECOND HERE, IN THE...
WHY BOSTON IS BETTER IN THE WORLD SERIES-OK YANKEE FANS, YOU RUB YOUR "26 WORLD TITLES" INTO EVERYONE'S FACE, BUT HOLD ON A SECOND HERE, IN THE...
A ginger a clever blonde and santa fall of a building how come only the
ginger hits the floor? because a clever blonde and santa don’t exist
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