Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.”
She said, “We can’t do that!”
I told her, “You did it last week!”
Stuck in a plane-George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George...
The Bush plane-There is the Pope, a 10 year old boy, George Bush, an accountant and a
lawyer on a plane and...
Elk Hunting-Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a...
on the plane-there are 4 guys on a plane, transporting goods from their countries. Each man was transporting whatever they have the...
The world’s smartest man?-A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling...
The world’s smartest man?-A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling...
The world’s smartest? …-A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling...
If Operating Systems Flew Your Airline-MS-DOS Airline
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits...
Rednecks flying home-Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful...
Rednecks flying home-Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful...
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. “Can I help you?” asks the agent.
“I want a round trip ticket,” says the man.
“Where to?” asks the agent.
“Right back to here.”
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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?”
The clerk said, “Just a minute…”
“Thank you,” the man said and hung up.
If Operating Systems Flew Your Airline-MS-DOS Airline
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits...
LA to New York-An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have...
AIRLINE PILOT-An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the...
Blondes = Shit-*****************************************************
A blonde and her daddy were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into...
New York v. Boston-What's the difference between New York and Boston?
Over 150 miles and 20 plus World Series Championships....
Holiday cancellations-Thought you guys would get a kick out of this:
The Office of Personnel Management for the federal government today announced...
The Geni-There are three girls strainded on an island: A brownhead from New York, A redhead from Nevada, and a blonde...
Do not disturb!-An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another...
The Stewardess-An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over...
Signs and notices 16-These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a...
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