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Twelve Days of Red-Neck Christmas-12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 a Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 pack of Redman
6 cans of spam
5 FLANNEL SHIRTS….
4...
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A young blonde polish woman walks in for a job interview, but the fellow doing the interviews tells her he doesn’t have time today. He says, “Since this is an inconvience for you, I’ll ask you to come back in 3 days for another interview, and in the meantime I will tell you what I am going to ask you so you can have good answers.”
The man tells her, “The three questions I will ask are: How many days of the week begin with the letter “T”? Secondly, how many seconds are there in a year? And lastly how many “D’s “are there in RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER?” After telling her this, the man wanted to know if there were any questions. The woman replied “No.”
3 days later the woman returns and is ready for her interview, which goes like this:
Man: “How many days of the week begin with the letter “T”?”
Woman “Two.”
Man: “Good, what are they?”
Woman “Today and Tomorrow.”
Man: “Good answer, not quite what quite what I had in mind, but O.K.”
Man ” How many seconds in a year?”
Woman ” Twelve.”
Man: “How did you come up with this answer?”
Woman “Simple, Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd………..”
Man: ” Alright how many “D’s” are there in RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER?”
Woman “2365″
Man: “How did you ever arrive at that figure?”
Woman “Simple, starts humming dee dee dee to the tune”
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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her, “Go do something to
prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is
making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, “I’m NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL
the state capitals!”
The guy doesn’t believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says “Okay, what’s the capital of Montana?”
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, “That’s easy! It’s M!”
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