What does OJ have that every man wants?
A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!
Whats dumb?-Whats dumb? directions on toliet paper. Whats dumber? reading them. Whats dumber than that? reading them and learning something. Whats...
WHATS?-whats white and if fell from a tree would kill ya?
A.a fridge .......
Try and get it-Whats white and can’t climb trees?
A fridge
Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a...
whats better?-
Whats better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ...
whats black…?-Q-whats black and white and red all over?
A-micheal jackson with a sun burnon his dick...
abcd-
A kid had to go to the bathroom. When he asked the teacher, she told him to tell her the...
iq of 12-einstien walks into a party and goes up to a man with a redsox hat on and says
"hi whats...
The 45 difference-Q:Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A:45Ibs
Q:whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A:45...
best ever-whats the best way to fix the dish washer?
slap her
why dont wemon need watches?
there is a clock...
liverpool chelsea manutd and arsneal-whats the difference between liverpool and chelsea?
they have different names
whats the difference between manutd and arsneal?
manutd can...
. . they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were “OH GOD!” Only the state of West Virginia was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”
Car Crashes-The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged a highly secret plan they had funded with the US auto makers for...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for...
Safety tip- Safety Tip:
Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive
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Recently seen-Recently seen on a card...
Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...
Inside: ... We...
A new national anthem?- Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new
national anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy...
National Anthem- Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.
It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."
...
National Bird-Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle! ...
ONE MAN READ A BOARD-ONE MAN READ A BOARD "WRITER IS BRIliant,READER IS IDIOT....". MAN BECOMES ENGRY,HE RUB THE BOARD AND WRITES, "READER IS...
Stupid Questions?- Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is...
Stuck in a plane-George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George...
A young blonde farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.
“Daddy isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you,” she says. “You want our bull to service your cow. Well, Daddy charges $100 for his best bull.”
“That’s not what I want,” the neighbor says.
“Well, we do have a young bull who’s just starting out. Daddy charges $50 for him,” the girl says.
“That’s not what I want,” the neighbor sternly says.
“We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. Daddy only charges $20 for him,” says the girl.
“That’s not what I want. I came here to see your father about your brother,” the neighbor explains. “Your brother, Henry, made my daughter pregnant.”
“Oh! Well, you’d better talk to Daddy about that,” the girl says, “’cause I don’t know what he charges for Henry.”
Kentucky Kid- A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad...
"Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my...
Code For Love-There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so...
Little Girl’s Questions- A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother
"How old are you?"
Mommy says "Honey, women...
Daddy is going to war-The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war.
During the Persian Gulf War,...
what yeah ok-ur daddy is mexican and is like a burrito,yeah whos ur daddy and what does he do yeah whats ur...
Little Johnny Rides- Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of...
ya daddy-Yo mama sooo fat-
it took ya daddy a train &
2 busses to get off her....
Whos Ur Daddy Pedro??-When Pedro Martinez was born, people thought he was so ugly that they asked him "Who The Fuck Is Ur...
Mommy Almost Died-One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.
"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well,...
You might be a redneck if your daddy…-You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade....
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