Why was the cleaner unhappy with his job?
Because he believed that grime didn’t pay!
BAD LUCK FOR THE FRENCH MAN-A FRENCH MAN GOES TO A HOTEL and makes reservations. He goes to his unit and TELLS the cleaner that...
Fluttie-?: What is the difference between a flute and a vacum cleaner?
Answer: You have to plug the vacum cleaner...
The Cleaners-An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner. The manager there arranges for an...
Rooster Prozac-Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother. ...
Answering machine message 141-Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after...
An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner.-The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). After the test, the manager says: You...
School collection 28-Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just...
Lawyers- A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his...
Noose-a bonde was tired of her unhappy life and decided to end it so she went to the park and...
Grey hair- One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's
hair and sadly said: "Why is...
* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers’ names
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing
* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner
* You always end a speech with, ”That’s the bottom line ‘cuz John said so!” or ”If you smellllll what John is cooking!”
* Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes
* If there’s one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it
* Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter
FAT ALERT-
Your mom's so fat she invented sumo wrestling!
You're so fat that when you took 1 step the whole universe...
The Wrestling Event-Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American...
You might be a redneck if 62-You might be a reneck if...
You've ever been stuck in your own driveway.
You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.
Your...
You might be a redneck if 14-You might be a redneck if...
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You bought a VCR...
HERE COMES THE BRIDE-A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was...
Now That We’re Married- When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part III)-...the most common phrase in your house is, "Someone go jiggle the handle."
...the oak tree in the front yard is...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American- George Carlin Speaks Out...
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I like big cars,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide-A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got....
What’s the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!
Chemistry song 10-We Wish You a Happy Halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy halogen
We wish you a happy...
Blonde And Halogen-What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford...
dum blonde-there was this blonde in the bar and there was two guys making dum blonde jokes she got mad and...
Did you hear about the blond?-Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who...
Did you hear about the blond?-Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who...
Top ten blonde jokes of 2005-10) Q: how do you brainwash a blonde?
A: give her a douche and shake her upside down.
9) Q:...
This took me a long time to do!-Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q:...
The Blonde Quickes-Why was the blondes belly button bruised?
Because her boyfriend was a blonde.
Why do blondes drive bmw’s?
They cant...
Mail Order Blonde-A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they...
a blonde guy-Why are blonde jokes always about blonde females?
Because blonde guys are smater.
This joke was told be a guy...
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