Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.
“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”
“Really? How’d you do that?”
“I dropped the ball.”
Baseball in Heaven-There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about...
Baseball in Heaven?-Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl...
Baseball in Heaven?-Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl...
Baseball in Heaven?-Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl...
THE PITCH-There once were two best friends named Bob and Earl. They were two of the biggest baseball fans in America....
Baseball joke-Fred and Charlie were lifelong baseball fans. Since they were both intelligent, rational men, they were also Yankee fans. But...
Q&A baseball-Q: What happens to a baseball player who becomes blind
A: He becomes an umpire
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The baseball demands-Top Baseball Player Demands
From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994
In case anyone has od'ed on...
Baseball Field-What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?
The fence ...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…-Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly
Clinton grabs Hillary by the
collar and throws her...
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine. It’s only a mater of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail.
What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates? Increased unemployment? Lower productivity? No, it’s something much more economically debilitating - and permanent.
Three American lawyers have become the first foreign attorneys permitted to practice law in Japan. What’s more, two of them are from New York!
The decline has begun.
Japan has one attorney for every 10,000 residents, compared to the U.S. ratio of one attorney for every 390 residents. For every 100 attorneys trained in Japan, there are 1,000 enginerrs. In the United States, that ratio is reversed.
But a law that became effective on April 1 permits foreigners to practice in Japan for the first time since 1955. Already, an additional 20 American and six British lawyers have applied for permission to open practices in Japan.
If anything can slow the Japanese economy, it’s the presence of American attorneys. What better way to even our balance of trade than to send Japan our costliest surplus commodity?
Japan is in trouble-Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time...
Japan is in trouble-Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time...
Lawyers arrive in Japan-Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater of time...
japan-your mum is so fat when she went to japan they banned her because they mistook her for Godzilla...
Bull free in Tokoyo-The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird,...
Before Trouble Starts-A guy goes into a bar and says, Quick, a pint of beer before the trouble starts.
The barman looks...
What is your problem?-Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor:...
Who handles cases?-Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the...
Who handles cases?-Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the...
Who handles cases?-Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the...
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Did you hear about the blond?-Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who...
blond jobs-A blond woman was looking 4 a job, she knocked on a few doors & eventually found a job. The...
Short Blonde Jokes 2-Q: Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to water ski?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a...
blond in a field-there was a blond in a field rowing a cone and a blond comes by and said it blond like...
stupid blond-what do you do when a blond throws a pin at you
run for your life because the blond has...
Blonde Passenger-A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have...
shes really is a blond-
there was a blond and a brunet, they decided to jump off a cliff to see wgo it the ground...
clever blond-one day there was a blond that was driving {her} car and she was driving past the corn feilds and...
police man-a blond got pulled over for speding and the cop goes up to the blond and says "your licence please?"blond...
best blond jokes-1. what did the blonds left leg say to the right leg?
between us we can make alot of money...
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