Yo Mama’s So Short

Posted on September 30th, 2008 by sahil

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Yo’ mama so short, she plays racquetball with the curb!

  • READ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • -1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL 2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked...
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    • -i made these up, and there pretty decent 1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped 2.ur mamas so...
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    • -Chow mamas sooo fat every time she skips a meal the stock market drops...
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    • -ur mama is so dumb she stole free bread. ur mama so old her breast milk is powdered ur mammas...
  • The Leprechaun
    • - A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short...
  • Tell him that he’s stupid
    • -Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
  • short commments
    • -ya’ll be short but your real i am 6’1 ya’ll and i am proud to be tall my monkey wear...
  • Shes short
    • -Yo mama so short that when she stepped off the sidewalk she committed suicide...

    Sheepish

    Posted on September 30th, 2008 by sahil

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    What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

    A pimp!

  • The River
    • - In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for...

    Smart Blonde

    Posted on September 30th, 2008 by sahil

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    What do you call a smart blonde?

    A Golden Retriever.

  • What do you call…..
    • -There’s a Santa Claus,the Tooth Fariy,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde.There’s a 10$ ill on the floor.Who picks it...
  • What do you call…..
    • -There’s a Santa Claus,the Tooth Fariy,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde.There’s a 10$ ill on the floor.Who picks it...
  • I deserve a first class seat
    • -A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes...
  • Pedigree blonde
    • -What do you call a smart blonde?... A golden Retriever...
  • What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
    • -What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....
  • I deserve a first class seat
    • -A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes...
  • don?t exist
    • -Q: a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, santa clause, and the tooth fairy are walkin down the street they see...
  • 10 dollar bill
    • -a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, santa clause, and the tooth fairy are walking down the street they see a...
  • Capitals and Years
    • -Two blonde friends were in high-school, and they were talking with their friends during a break, and they noticed a...
  • million dollars
    • -The tooth fairy, Santa clause, a smart Yankee fan and a smart Red sox fan are in a room with...
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