Political Jokes

Posted on October 30th, 2008 by sahil

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The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

  • Research Bush
  • -A researcher called G. W. Bush house in Austin. G. W was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call. He...
  • GOVERNMENT
  • - Now that it's '88, it's time for some political nonsense (redundant?) A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE SOCIALISM -...
  • Stupid f’ing pollocks
  • -Q: Where do pollocks tell their stupid American Jokes? A: In the Poish Jokes section {this section is for jokes...
  • Petishun
  • -We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is...
  • Two Blonde Jokes And Nubile Cleavage
  • -Want to hear two blonde jokes? Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. ...
  • garden tool
  • -This is for all the blondes that put mean jokes in the brunette jokes categorey what do you call a...
  • SLO’S JOKES
  • --Yo mama so fat black and dirty that when she swims in the ocean people think she is an oil...
  • Funny Blonde Jokes
  • -Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some...
  • Blonde Nun
  • -One night a blond nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased...
  • Jokes & Ghost Stories
  • -Start your day off with blonde jokes, laugh at funny pictures and scare yourself with true ghost stories....

    The Archaeologist’s Wife

    Posted on October 30th, 2008 by sahil

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    An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have — the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

  • Touring South America
  • -A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across...
  • Translating Hebrew
  • -A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the...
  • The guide to wife translations
  • -The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's...
  • The guide to wife translations
  • -The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's...
  • The guide to wife translations
  • -The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's...
  • Marriage quotes 11
  • -My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy...
  • Too Much Time at the
  • -Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :...
  • Wife and Mistress
  • - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The...
  • Would You Remarry?
  • - Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so. Husband: Would you and he sleep in...
  • Wife was mad at me
  • -Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife...

    Over 60 With Aids

    Posted on October 30th, 2008 by sahil

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    Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS!

    …hearing aids, Band-Aids, Rolaids, walking aids, government aid.

    THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.

  • Aids or Alzheimers?
  • - A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office. After a full examination, the doc tells...
  • aids test
  • -your so dumb you studied for an aids test...
  • tsunami
  • -why is it that all da relief aids are sending nothing but persil to da indonesian countrys,,,,,, coz ther all...
  • weeding
  • -one day before there wedding a blode bride and groom had unprotected sex the next day at there wedding the...
  • A good-ole-boy staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies.
  • -Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading...
  • You are a Nerd If…
  • -If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires If you have a functioning home copier machine,...
  • New hearing aid
  • -Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor...
  • Pretty Sick Man
  • -After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very...
  • Never say it at work
  • -TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until...
  • Never say it at work
  • -TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS 1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until...
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