10 Commandments of a Teenager

Posted on February 27th, 2009 by sahil

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1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow…just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, “just do it”)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave’m in the middle)

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    Top10 Reasons E-Mail

    Posted on February 27th, 2009 by sahil

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    Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:

    10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.

    9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.

    8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

    7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call “E-mail Envy.”

    6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

    5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

    4. If you don’t take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

    3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

    2. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

    And the number one reason “Why e-mail is like a penis.”

    1. If you play with it too much, you’ll go blind!

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    She says “What the hell are you doing? It’s blondes like you that make us blondes look stupid. If I knew how to swim I’d come over there and kick your ass!”

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