What’s the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls-What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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Balls!- Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while...
I want to buy a golf ball-A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I...
Golf and G-spots-What's the difference between golf balls and the G-Spot?
Men go looking for Golf balls
...
The Difference in a Golf ball and a ford-Whats the difference in a golf ball and a ford?
You can drive a golf ball over 200 yards....
The Laws Of Golf-LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not...
Thanks For the Balls- A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.
The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed...
Sticka inna da hole-This Italian bloke had never played golf before and so asked for some tips before starting the game. An American...
Meaning of Ford-FORD
Found
On
Road
Dead
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
F*cked
On
Race
Day
FORD Backwards
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
...
Golf explained - part 1-1. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
2. "I wish I...
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Gulf War Remembered!- Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A:...
Saddam and Clinton- What might've happened:
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a...
The 6 wives-Why didn’t Saddam Hussein have sex with his 6 wives?
When he opened thier legs he saw "Bush"...
Q & A Iraqi War Jokes-Q: What's the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!
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Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A:...
saddam sucks cock-Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D's??
A: In "a-rack".
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A Double’s Jobe Riske-The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime...
On Divorce- Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...
Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the...
what does..?-what does Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussien have in common?
they were both found in tiny h...
Let’s see the world-Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.
"What made you join the Army?" asked one.
"Well, I read one of the...
Let’s see the world-Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of the...
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER — GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
Doctor Bloopers!- *** Actual "bloopers" Doctor's have written on patient charts. ***
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her...
I have good news and bad news-Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well,...
After a bad accident-Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor:...
A Lawyer’s Heart-An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, "We have three possible...
English Truths Part III-An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves...
English Truths-Gluttony is the sin of England........An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea...........Englishwomen’s shoes look as if they...
A lecture about English-A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a...
suplise-there were 2 english men and a japanese stuck on an island.the 1st english man said to the 2nd english...
English thouroughbred-Q:Why are english people so ugly??
A:Because they are still having babies on one small island!!!!
HAHAHAHA....HAHAHA.....
Its so true...
Engish Joke 2-Again i’ll post my English joke in this section until an English category pops up on this site..............
2 English...
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