At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devil’s wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”
“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”
(In recognition of columnist Dave Barry’s “Weasel Chomping” idea.)
Pop Goes MY Weasel-Q: What do you call a mix of an Asian and an Irishman?
A: A rice paddy....
Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master-Bill Clinton Nicknames
McPresident
Dollar Bill
The Bill we'll be paying for years
Commander-in-thief
Hillary Rodham
the Great Pretender
Willy the Weasel
Hillary Clinton nicknames
Wicked witch of the...
COMPUTER GEEK QUIZ-1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open...
COMPUTER GEEK QUIZ-1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open...
Very Short Lists- Very Short Lists:
1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
2) List of all night Gay women's bars...
You might be a redneck…-If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck--
if you work outside with...
A Redneck Joke- 1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If...
You might be a redneck……-if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
You might be a redneck if 27-You might be a redneck if...
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different...
You might be a redneck if 02-You might be a redneck if...
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You've ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that...
You might be a redneck if 52-You might be a redneck if...
You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be...
You might be a redneck if 13-You might be a redneck if...
Every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
Your kids are going hungry tonight...
A poor lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was asked to donate a dollar. “Only a dollar?” said the Justice, “Only a buck to bury an attorney? Here’s a ten spot… go and bury nine more of them.”
Lawyer One Liners 2-Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It...
Short Lawyer Jokes V- Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes...
Question and answer jokes-Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
Q: If...
Question and answer jokes-Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
Q: If...
Lawyers Grave-A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
On their way through the...
That’s a real bargain-A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice...
That’s a real bargain-A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice...
Lightbulb joke collection 33-Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: How...
There are no honest lawyers-A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him...
Ticket Please- Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each...
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