DOCTOR” The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn’t hurt.
Labor Pains-Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came...
Doctor, Doctor!- "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
"What's come over you?"
"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train."
"Doctor Doctor - I...
Blonde in Pain-A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned...
Blonde in Pain-A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned...
Doctor, Doctor!!!- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm...
why iz it more?-a man goes to the doctor and says "doctor doctor i've got a red ring around my penis can u...
Different Treatment- A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do....
Men in pain-What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again....
I can’t find the cause of your pain-As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly,...
Not the best day.- Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.
The man got out of...
“Virtual” means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
The guide to wife translations-The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's...
The guide to wife translations-The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's...
The guide to wife translations-The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's...
Barspeak-"no, really, i’m OK to drive" means "i’m wasted, and i’m too embarrassed to have anybaody see who i am...
Wrong House?- Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a...
How to shoot yourself-Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.
Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a...
How to shoot yourself in the foot-Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.
Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a...
Irish Nuns-
Two lil leprechauns went off to St Mary’s convent and begged an audience with the mother superior. "well, how can...
Business one-liners 14-Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" isn't. The label means the price went up. The...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES- "I'm going fishing."
Really means
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in...
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde yelled back, “Scarf!”
Caught Speeding.- A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to...
Crazy Nun- One day a little old nun was going 35 miles and hour down the highway. The cop pulled her...
How are you feeling?-Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident)...
Farmer Joe And His Mule-Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the...
FARMER JOE FEELS FINE-Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the...
How Do You Feel?- Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the...
How Do You Feel?-
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident...
Red Ball Express-All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to never ever pick up hitchhikers. Ol' Freddy was high-ballin' down the...
Internet highway blues-The Information Highway Blues
My baby's got my 486.
My cellular phone's on the blink.
My fax's gone off to fax...
Internet highway blues-The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone off to fax...
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