1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister’s honor… You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your dad because you’re in the same grade… You might be a Redneck. 4) If you smoke at your wedding… You might be a Redneck. 5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain… You might be a Redneck. And last but certainly not least, 6) If you see a sign that says “Say No to Crack” and it reminds you to pull your jeans up… You might be a Redneck.
You might be a redneck…-If you think Nsync is were your dirty dishes are you might be a redneck--
if you work outside with...
You might be a redneck……-if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin' on...
Redneck Tests-Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!
* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might be...
you might be a redneck if…-You might be a redneck if your power company blows your candles out.
You might be a redneck if your...
Redneck Bonanza!- Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?
A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!
You...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?- So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear...
Souped Up Lincoln- This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental down
to New Orleans. Along the way he picks...
School collection 07-A history joke
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
A...
Three Shots-Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first...