Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren’t here right now, but if…
Matt: Steve, what are you doing?
Steve: I’m leaving a phone message since we aren’t here.
Matt: But you left the last one — it’s my turn.
Steve: No, I’m sure it’s my turn.
Matt: No, you’re wrong. It’s definitely my turn.
Steve: You fool, I know it’s… Wait… Matt… What are you doing with that frying pan? (BONK… THUD)
Matt: Steve is out right now, so please leave your name and number.
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2: (Background:) What are you doing?
1: I'm recording an answering machine message.
2: But...
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Answering machine message 25-1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine.
1: Our chief use is to get your name....