(Annoying radio announcer’s voice:) Congratulations! You have reached 555-1234, perhaps one of the most obnoxious answering machine messages in the greater Seattle area! If you don’t know who you are dialing, HA! If you DO know who you are dialing, you were probably expecting something like this!
Answering machine message 03-You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all...
Answering machine message 200-(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...)...
Answering machine message 31-Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few...
Answering machine message 111-1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
2: (Background:) What are you doing?
1: I'm recording an answering machine message.
2: But...
Answering machine message 106-Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that icky person-to-person conversation that...
Answering machine message 159-This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message...
Answering machine message 215-I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's...
Answering machine message 17-I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place....
Answering machine message 236-Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your...
Answering machine message 25-1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine.
1: Our chief use is to get your name....