A father polar bear and a baby polar bear were walking across the ice when the baby polar bear said to his dad “Dad, am I part panda bear?”
“No”, replied his dad.
“Well then, am I part brown bear?”
Again his dad said no. A short time later the baby bear asked again,
“Dad, maybe I’m part koala bear?” The father getting annoyed said, “look son, I’m a polar bear, your mums a polar bear. Why on earth do you keep asking for?!”
“Because,” the baby bear said,”I’m freezing!!”.
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