A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. “I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says. “Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?”, the man asks.
“10…” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“10…9…8…7…”
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Saved Your Privates- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in
battle.
Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his...
Saved Your Privates-
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.
Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his...
The bad and the worse news-A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look...
The bad and the worse news-A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look...
The bad and the worse news-A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look...
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The patient says, "Lay it on me...
I have good news and bad news-Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well,...
I have bad and very bad news-Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news...
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