A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender ” Bartender give me a ice cold draft beer. The bartender says ” I’m sorry sir but its against company policy to serve bear beer in the bar. ” The bear becomes upset and says “let me talk with the manager”. The manager says to the bear ” may I help you ? The bear says yes, ” I would like a ice cold draft beer”.The manager says ” I’m sorry sir but we can not serve bear beer in the bar. The bear is pissed and says to the manager “if you don’t serve me I will eat that young lady at the end of the bar alive”. The manager says suit yourself. So the bear gets off his chair and proceeds to eat the lady alive, a few seconds go by and police arrive and tell the bear he is under arrest. The bear shouts “under what charge : The police tell him drugs. Drugs the bear says ? The police says “that was a barbitch u ate….
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