Bush or Kerry
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy–Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says,
“I’m not a Bush fan.”
The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?”
Johnny says, “I’m a John F. Kerry fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a Kerry
fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Kerry fan, and my Dad’s a Kerry fan,
so I’m a Kerry fan!”
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if
you’re Mom was a moron, and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that
make you?”
Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush fan.”
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