If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know.
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet.
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make them think they’ll hate you.
If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break.
If you plan to leave your mark in the sands of time, you better wear work shoes.
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
Business one-liners 36-The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
The...
Business one-liners 82-Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Life would be so much easier if we could...
Business one-liners 30-Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a...
Business one-liners 11-Any change looks terrible at first.
Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.
Any given...
Business one-liners 92-Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
Only a mediocre person is always at...
Business one-liners 90-Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Nothing is impossible for the man...
Business one-liners 71-If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly.
If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have...
Business one-liners 27-Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
Others will look to you...
Business one-liners 24-Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Entropy has us...
Business one-liners 104-You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can't expect...