Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Indifference is the only sure defense.
Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Information’s pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience.
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.
Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
Interchangeable parts won’t.
Is there life before coffee?
It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn’t too good either if you speak when your head is empty.
Business one-liners 36-The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
The...
Business one-liners 82-Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Life would be so much easier if we could...
Business one-liners 30-Programming errors which would normally require one day to find will take five days when the programmer is in a...
Business one-liners 11-Any change looks terrible at first.
Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of the most harm.
Any given...
Business one-liners 92-Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
Only a mediocre person is always at...
Business one-liners 90-Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
Nothing is impossible for the man...
Business one-liners 71-If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly.
If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have...
Business one-liners 27-Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
Others will look to you...
Business one-liners 24-Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Entropy has us...
Business one-liners 104-You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can't expect...