A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
birds-why do birds fly south?
because its too far to walk...
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Aren’t-Subject:Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Aren't
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 1999 12:20:48 EDT
From: ImReals1@aol.com
TOP TEN THINGS THAT...
Early Birds- Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. They see a...
DIRTY!!!!-your mamma is so dirty dat she has 2 wipe her feet b4 she goes outside!...
Baby- Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were...
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Q: Why do birds fly south?-Q: Why do birds fly south?A: Because it's too far to walk. ...
Blind Man- One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:- Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...
Have you looked through her briefs?
He is one hard judge!
Counselor, let's do...
The Foo Bird.- A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired
a young native to accompany him...
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher.
“But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.”
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
“Here,” he said, “is the check for $900. It is post-dated six years from now.”
Paying in advance-A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went...
Business one-liners 49-Acheson's Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -...
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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE...
The Funny Side-A Fairy Tale In Akademia
Comments by the na.list and mod.legal readership are sollicited on the following Fairy Tale (Caveat Receptor,...
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she’ll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him “Hey, you have to pay for that”.
The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
The prostitute yells at him again, “Hey you have to pay for that. I’m a prostitute”. She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
PROSTITUTE
(n) a person receiving payment for sexual services.
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
KOALA
(n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
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A hooker comes up to the Koala and says, "hey hairy, want a date?"...
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The one that says Idaho!!!...
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A: Monica Lewinsky because she's a hooker; O.J....
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When something big comes along they both know how...
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