Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kinds, in a beautiful yellow shade similar to my hair. But this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year… namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
“Helllooooo? It’s been a year,” I told him!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up….
He didn’t call back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
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New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans-At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are...
Alternative Win95 slogans-
Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
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2.Viruses use...
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Don't people have any pride?
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2) What do blondes and beer...
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The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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Did you hear about the blonde who...
Did you hear about the blond?-Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who...
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She fell out of the tree while raking leaves.
How did the blonde die drinking...
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9) Q:...
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The...
The Blonde Quickes-Why was the blondes belly button bruised?
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How Do You Feel?-
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My fax's gone off to fax...
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