The 6 wives

Posted on October 3rd, 2005 by admin

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Why didn’t Saddam Hussein have sex with his 6 wives?
When he opened thier legs he saw “Bush”

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    Similarity

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    Q: What does George W. Bush and a Chimpanzee in common?

    A: They are identical twins.

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    Bush and Kobe

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    A reporter asked George W. if what he thought of Kobe being released from his Sprite contract. President Bush replied, ” I don’t care, I’m a coke man myself.”

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