My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“I is a college student.”
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
New bumper stickers.- Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I have the body of...
Clinton bumper stickers-It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.
Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!
Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!
Bumper sticker on Arkansan...
Clinton Bumper Stickers- Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:
HONK! If you had sex with...
How could you kill my father?-There once was two men in a bar, the first man said to the second man: Hey! I noticed there...
Bumper stickers 19-"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"...
Bumper Stickers- ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
** If you can read this, I can hit my...
Bumper stickers 21-Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can...
Bumper stickers 10-A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory....
Bumper stickers 20-Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever...
Bumper stickers 17-"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to...
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
My wife said “If you go hunting or fishing one more time I’m going to leave you” …I’m sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today’s subliminal message is: ( )
New bumper stickers.- Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I have the body of...
Clinton bumper stickers-It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.
Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!
Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!
Bumper sticker on Arkansan...
Clinton Bumper Stickers- Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:
HONK! If you had sex with...
How could you kill my father?-There once was two men in a bar, the first man said to the second man: Hey! I noticed there...
Bumper stickers 19-"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"...
Bumper Stickers- ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
** If you can read this, I can hit my...
Bumper stickers 10-A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory....
Bumper stickers 20-Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever...
Bumper stickers 17-"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to...
Bumper stickers 18-"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
"Pride is what...
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
New bumper stickers.- Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
I have the body of...
Clinton bumper stickers-It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid.
Clinton and Gore,
Gone in four!
Honk if Bill Clinton says you're rich!
Bumper sticker on Arkansan...
Clinton Bumper Stickers- Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:
HONK! If you had sex with...
How could you kill my father?-There once was two men in a bar, the first man said to the second man: Hey! I noticed there...
Bumper stickers 19-"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
"I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"...
Bumper Stickers- ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
** If you can read this, I can hit my...
Bumper stickers 21-Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can...
Bumper stickers 10-A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory....
Bumper stickers 17-"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to...
Bumper stickers 18-"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."
"Pride is what...
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