A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.
The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.
The hillbilly heard this and said “Great! Be sure and give him lot’s of that there triggernometry! He’s got to be the worst shot with a rifle of anybody I have ever seen!”
Jokes About Death-OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they...
… How Come?- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking --...
Hmmm…Ponderings- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking --...
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a sentence can be my topdog.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie says, “Sorry, that’s not good enough.” The Bull dog says, “I’ll have some liver and cheese, please.” She says, “Sorry, that’s not creative enough.” Finally the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone……cheese mine.”
Rotweiler and Collie- What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?
A dog who bites off your arm and...
Liver and Cheese-The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie...
Dog Talk-The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking...
Who can say this sentence?-The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie...
Who can say this sentence?-The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie...
Three Dogs-
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog, are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking...
Question and answer animal jokes- Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A:...
Question and answer animal jokes-Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because...
Questions and Answers…whew!- Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.
Q.)...
Questions & Answer Quickies!- Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.
Q.)...
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats… lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!” Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader’s reach, “How do you know!?” Luke yelled at him, “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas!?” Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, “The force is with me… I felt your presents.”
star wars-You so ugly when you went to do the movie star wars they didn't even give
you a costume.
you...
Star Wars Vs Star Trek- TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE
10) In the Star...
Star Wars Remastered- The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to...
Star Wars Update Changes- Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update
#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines- 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do...
the evil empire-the yankees are considered the evil empire from star wars. but wait a minute the evil empire always loses so...
You know your a Stoner-You know your a stoner when
1. The first thing you do when you get up his light up
2. You spend...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.- Y. O. D. A (To the Village People's "Y. M. C. A")
(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke...
Chemistry song 07-Quantum Chemistry
On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the second day...
Real classified ads 01-These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON...
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