Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken!
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Girl: About a year.
Doctor: Wow! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?
Girl: Because we needed the eggs!
Q. & A.- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the...
Question and answer animal jokes- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why did the chicken scientist...
Chicken and Horse- A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is...
Here, Chicken, Chicken-Where is the world's fastest chicken from?
Ethiopia! ...
The chicken/road across history.- Why did the chicken cross the road?:
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people...
New weapon Chicken Gun-|Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed astonishment...
New weapon Chicken Gun-Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'
Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed astonishment...
Christmas Humor- Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
Megan and chicken who?
He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out...
Results of damage testing-It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes....
Results of damage testing-It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes....
Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m turning into a snooker ball. Get to the backof the que!
snooker-Two drunks went into a pub and found the snooker table set up for a game."Can we have a game?"they...
Wedding Toasts 2- A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband should never question his wife's judgement....
Real Mothers . . .
Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn’t come out of shag carpets.
Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask “why me?” and get their answer when a little voice says, “because I love you best.”
Real Mothers know that a child’s growth is not measured by height or years or grade . . . It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom.
Real Mothers…- Real Mothers . . .
Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to makeit.
Real Mothers know that their...
Why Mothers Cry- If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many...
mothers so fat-your mothers so fat that when she plays hopskotch instead of counting the numbers she jumps she says L.A, Chicago,...
Bragging Mothers- Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.
They always liked to compete with their sons.
First mother: My son...
Ponderings collection 25-Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
People seem to read...
7 Quickies!- 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside...
Stache-Why do Italian Men grow mustaches?
To be just like their mothers....
Real advertisements 06-Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
Don't let worry kill you -- let...
Like Father, Like Husband?-If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers...
Business one-liners 31-Real programmers don't grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don't know any other language.
Real programmers don't notch their...
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