There’s a polak trying to row a boat in a corn field. All of a sudden, a guy who prides himself on being a “smart” polak sees him as he is driving along in his car. He then jumps out of his car and says these words: “You dumb polack! You make the entire country look retarded. Look at you just wasting your time. I swear if I knew how to swim I’d kick your ass!”
Corn by the cob!-YOUR MAMAS SO FAT SHE DOESNT EAT CORN BY THE COB SHE EATS CORN BY THE ACRE....
How Long Is The Pole?-An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick....
funny ass jokes-Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?...
Korn or corn?-One day two friends got together to smoke some...well you know if your on this part of the site, anyways,...
dum blonde-there was this blonde in the bar and there was two guys making dum blonde jokes she got mad and...
Question and answer-How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed...
Ponderings collection 09-Why call then hot water heaters if the water is already hot?
If you throw a cat out a car...
why the pole crossed the road-Why did the polak cross the road?
He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.
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Lightbulb joke collection 11-Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Who can tell. Field service...
clever blond-one day there was a blond that was driving {her} car and she was driving past the corn feilds and...
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He’s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak’s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, “There! 10 feet long.”
The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, “You idiot American! I don’t care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!”
HowIs It?-A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole....
How Tall Is It?-A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole....
Polock sees dog-Two Poles were walking down the street when they spot a dog licking its balls. One Pole looks at the...
a clever pole-what do you call a pole with 1 leg.......legski hahahahaha
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WOMEN WITH WHIPS-Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Pole, and they get captured by some...
THREE PRISONERS-Three POWs, an American, a German, and a Pole, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out...
Tell what happened-The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.
Searching for...
Telephone accident-The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching...
Blondes at a Bar-Two blondes walk in to a bar one blonde ducks because she saw a pole. What does the next blonde...
Business one-liners 72-If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it...
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, “We’ll have to come back here tomorrow!”
The other asks, “But how will we remember where this spot is?”
The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, “We’ll just look for this X tomorrow.”
The other guy says, “You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat?”
Fishing Blonde-A blonde whent ice fishing one day and dug a hole and started to fish 3 minutes into the fishing...
Went Fishing, Got Caught- A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a...
Who’s Fishing?- A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make...
The dilapidated wife!- There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of...
Problems from the start-John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it...
No Fishing!- A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack...
Rednecks go fishing-Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits,...
Fishing Lure-A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the...
bjkkj- Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor...
Fishing Line-There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. ...
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