Yo Mama’s So Ghetto… Wheelies

Posted on November 20th, 2008 by sahil

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your mom is so ghetto she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

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  • -YO mamas so fat that when she went to the all you can eat buffet......they had to pull out the...

    Yo Mama’s So Old

    Posted on November 19th, 2008 by sahil

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    Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate expired.

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  • -1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL 2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked...
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  • -i made these up, and there pretty decent 1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped 2.ur mamas so...
  • Y0 mamas soo…
  • -Yo mamas so fat she gets horney off a cook book...
  • Yo Mamas so Nasty
  • -Yo Mamas so nasty.... shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh ...
  • Chow mamas sooo fat
  • -Chow mamas sooo fat every time she skips a meal the stock market drops...
  • yo`mama
  • -your mamas so fat she got hit by a bus.then got up and said who through that rock?...
  • tow truck
  • -your mamas so fat her car broke down and they had to tow her and leave the car ...
  • sit
  • -yo mamas so fat she sat on a jukebox and turned it in2 a cd. peace. ...
  • spy spa
  • -Yo mamas so stupid that she put a spy hole in a glass door...
  • All you can eat
  • -YO mamas so fat that when she went to the all you can eat buffet......they had to pull out the...

    Yo Mama’s… Stupid

    Posted on November 18th, 2008 by sahil

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    Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

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  • -1. yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rockey road! LOL 2. yo mamas so stupid she got locked...
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  • -Yo' mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out! ...
  • spy spa
  • -Yo mamas so stupid that she put a spy hole in a glass door...
  • COMMENT THESE
  • -i made these up, and there pretty decent 1.ur mamas so fat, slimfast slowed down and stopped 2.ur mamas so...
  • Y0 mamas soo…
  • -Yo mamas so fat she gets horney off a cook book...
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  • -Yo Mamas so nasty.... shes puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh ...
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  • Chow mamas sooo fat
  • -Chow mamas sooo fat every time she skips a meal the stock market drops...
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