Jokes

You so ugly you scared the shit out of the toliet

Kerry

-I figured out why us Americans are loosing money. Kerrys face was so big he made us buy big screen...

butter face

-She's a Butterface everything is cute but her face...

Peeing On The Bartender

-A man walks up to a bartender and says to him "I bet you 5 bucks I can pee in...

hitting as an actor

-ok a brunette as an actor: hitting her face her face goes with the hand a bad actor :hits face...

Gorilla’s Face

-There were two girls standing in line for a movie. One girl says to another,"So Sarah, what are you gonna...

ugly face

-You so ugly that's not a recieding hairline it's ur hair running away from ur face....

ugly face

-You so ugly that's not a recieding hairline it's ur hair running away from ur face....

One Too Many

-An Irishman has been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So...

things to say to ugly ppl

-ur face is like a sqished tea-bag ur face is like a million bucks, all green and wrinkly ur teeth...

drunk irishman

-This Irishman had been drinking at a pub and after a while the bartender kicked him out and the Irishman...

You’re so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at your head and butt, and your momma she had twins.

the ugly tree and sea

-you so ugly it looks like you fell from the top of the ugly tree hit every branch on the...

So So Ugly

-I'm so Ugly I use one of those Carnival mirrors to look normal. I smell so bad I crap my...

6 jokes

--your so ugly,when you turn around,everyone runs screamin for the hills -your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's...

The good, bad, and ugly!

- * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids * Bad: You can't find your birth control pills * Ugly:...

your so ugly

-Your Mom is so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash. Your Mom is so ugly, she...

MY JOKES

-You so ugly, when you walked in a haunted house, you came out with an application. You so ugly, when...

ugly thing

-ur so flipin ugly u ugly piece of garbage that at the talent show ur talent was being ugly hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

run house run

-ur so ugly u dinnt run away frome home ran away frome u 2ur so stupid wen u wanted car...

things to say to ugly ppl

-ur face is like a sqished tea-bag ur face is like a million bucks, all green and wrinkly ur teeth...

ugly advantage

-You so ugly that you were banned from entering all ugly competitions for having an unfair advantage ...

yo moms and pops so old they fart dust

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