Quantum Chemistry
On the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the second day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: a double integral and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the third day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: three orbitals, a double integral, and an exam in Quantum Chemistry.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: four harmonic oscillators, three orbitals, etc.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: Five Hermitian Operators! Four harmonic ocillators, three orbitals, etc.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: six spin-orbit couplings, etc.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: seven basis functions, etc.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: eight time dependent perturbations, etc.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: nine Slater determinants, etc.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: ten electrons tunneling, etc.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: eleven photons emitting, etc.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: 12 fermions exchanging, etc.
Chemistry song 16-Lab Reports
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the lab
with a tan page lab report
Taking all those tests
and laughing at...
Chemistry song 02-The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town
You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I'm telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher's...
Chemistry song 14-We Three Students Of Chemistry Are
We three students of chemistry are
taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, volumes and densities
worrying...
Chemistry song 11-Chemistry Wonderland
Gases explode, are you listenin'
In your rest tube, silver glistens
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
Gone...
Chemistry song 17-Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of "Silver Bells")
Silver nitrate, silver nitrate
it's chemistry time in the lab
Ding-a-ling, with a copper ring
soon it...
Chemistry song 06-The Twelve Days of Chemistry
On the first day of chemistry
My teacher gave to me
A candle from Chem Study.
(second day) two...
Chemistry song 15-Iron the Red Atom Molecule
(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")
There was Cobalt and Argon and Carbon and Fluorine
Silver...
Chemistry song 03-I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate
I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
just like the ones I used to make
Where the colors...
Chemistry song 08-Test Tubes Bubbling
(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")
Test tubes bubbling in a water bath
Strong smells nipping...
Chemistry song 04-Silent Labs
Silent labs, difficult labs
All with math, all with graphs
Observations of colors and smells
Calculations and graph curves like bells
Memories of...