a car got a lot of attention by the rooster`s babies. the chicken said “how did you get the babies to act so fucking wierd?”"it`s a chick magnet, you fuck-up. you are actually a vertical taco.”
fat chick’s panties-Q:How do you know when a chick is too fat to fuck?
A:When yo upull down her panties and her...
Tuns of Puns! Part II- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog.
How you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you...
The Chicken’s- What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?
" Look what Marma-Lade!! "
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feminist joke-what do you call a chick who makes fun of men?
a lesbo!
what do you do when your wife...
Magnet?- Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and...
Three Wishes- Three Wishes
This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal....
Working cards at ATMs-The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird,...
menstrual cycle-This stoner went to a bar. He has’nt had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the...
irish man stuck on a island-an irish man was stuck on a island for 10 year when all of a sudden he sees a smoken...
Question and answer animal jokes- Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A:...