3 blondes where crossing the desert when suddenly they aproach a river none of the 3 can swim stuck for an answer one of them stumbles accross a magic lamp they rub the lamp and a genie appears “you ladies get 3 wishes” so the first blonde wishes to be smart and the genie turns her ginger she swims half way and drowns the second wishes to be smarter gets 3 quarters and drowns the 3rd asks to be smarter than both so the genie turns her into a man and the man takes the bridge
Swiming-There was a blonde driving in the middle of the desert,in her pink corvette.
She looked out the window
and...
Laz on the Desert-There is a Laz(Turkish-Irish) going through a desert. He’s wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his...
Idiots on a desert island- Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island.
"What should we do?", said...
Desert Ladies-A burnette, blonde and redhead went on a vacation to the desert...they each got to bring one thing
the burnette...
Blondes + Beer-Joke 1) Why were blondes created? because sheep can’t bring beer from the refridgerator
2) What do blondes and beer...
Five blondes and a brunnette-Five blondes and a brunnette are clinging on to a plane but it is crashing
because there is to much...
two blondes…-there were two blondes who went out shopping for a car, they came to a dealership and went up to...
dumbo-Blondes are so dumb they take rulers to bed with them to c how long they sleep.......................blondes r so dumb...
51 days!-3 blondes walk into a bar one day and they are all chanting 51 days 51 days 51 days. They...
Blonde Jokes joke #11100-Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A. Practice.
Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A. To cover the...