once apon a time lived 2 mothers, one was a duck and the other was a skunk.they were both pregnant, but unfortunitly both died while giving birth.then a little bit later the baby skunk and the baby duck met each other.and for some reason the duck starts crying, so the skunk ask the duck whats wrong? the duck says my mother died and i didnt even ask her what i was.so the skunk says well you got big feet your yellow and you could swim, you must be a duck.and then later the skunk starts crying so the duck asks whats wrong and the skunk says well my mom died to and i also dont know what i am,so the duck says well your not white your not black you stink you must be a mexican.
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