A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender
“do you have any grapes ?”
the bartender gets the grapes starts to hand them to the duck…
the duck said “put them on my bill”
Hard as Nails-One day a duck walks into a newsagent and approaches the shopkeeper:
"Hey, have you got any duck food?", he asks.
"No",...
Duck Birth Control-To Whome it mayConcern
An adult male duck walked in to a a drug store said he would like to...
duck and skunk-once apon a time lived 2 mothers, one was a duck and the other was a skunk.they were both pregnant,...
The Duck-A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The...
School collection 02-Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
A history joke
What was...
Retarded Duck Farmer- There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college....
mexican skunk-there was a mom skunk and a mom duck and they both had a baby.
the two mothers get ran...
Any Grapes?-A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his...
I have a magical dancing duck-A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the...
STINKY-There waz a mama duck and a baby duck the mama duck waz gonna cross the road but she told...