Duck Birth Control

Posted on September 30th, 2005 by admin

Filed under Animals Jokes | |

To Whome it mayConcern
An adult male duck walked in to a a drug store said he would like to buy
some condoms the sales cleark said sure should I put them on your bill
the duck was insulted & asked What Kinda duck do yoy think I am?

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