A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.
The sales person comes back with the condom and says “Put this on your bill sir” to which the duck replies “what do you think I’M a dickhead!”
Hard as Nails-One day a duck walks into a newsagent and approaches the shopkeeper:
"Hey, have you got any duck food?", he asks.
"No",...
Duck Birth Control-To Whome it mayConcern
An adult male duck walked in to a a drug store said he would like to...
duck and skunk-once apon a time lived 2 mothers, one was a duck and the other was a skunk.they were both pregnant,...
The Duck-A man walks into a bar with a metal box under one arm and a duck under the other. The...
Retarded Duck Farmer- There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college....
mexican skunk-there was a mom skunk and a mom duck and they both had a baby.
the two mothers get ran...
Any Grapes?-A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his...
I have a magical dancing duck-A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the...
duck-bar-joke-A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender
"do you have any grapes ?"
the bartender gets the grapes...
STINKY-There waz a mama duck and a baby duck the mama duck waz gonna cross the road but she told...