dumb f ing blonde

Posted on October 3rd, 2005 by admin

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a man came into the doctor’s office one day and saw a beautiful blonde
sitting in a chair sleep listening to headphones he said well if she’s sleep
then she shouldn’t be disturbed by this music so he took the headphones
off of her and sat down. 1 minute later he was called back by the doctor to
have his checkup. when he came back out about 10 minutes later he
noticed that the girl was very pale. so he went over to her and checked her
pulse and she didn’t have one. so then the man said wow this girl is dead. i
wonder what she was listening to. so he grabbed the headphones and put
them to his ears and it said “breathe in. breathe out. breathe in. breathe
out” he said oh yeah she was a dumb “F” ing blonde

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