Q:How do you know when a chick is too fat to fuck?
A:When yo upull down her panties and her pussy is still in them.
chick magnet-a car got a lot of attention by the rooster`s babies. the chicken said "how did you get the babies...
Panties- President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair...
Crotchless panties- A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very...
Attitudes-A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the...
Spicy Panties- A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.
After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair...
The Chicken’s- What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?
" Look what Marma-Lade!! "
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Fill These Pants- Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw...
feminist joke-what do you call a chick who makes fun of men?
a lesbo!
what do you do when your wife...
C&A- A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''
He...
white shoes-how do you know whin the polish girl is not wearing panties
dandruff on her shoes...