1. Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World
2. Yo mama so fat, she swam in the ocean and the whales sang “We are Family!”
3. Yo mama so fat, she went into a meat market and was mistaken for Prime Rib!
4. Yo mama so fat, she uses the highway as a slip & slide!
5. Yo mama so fat, that she eats Wheat THICKS
6. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
7. Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
8. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
9. Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
10. Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.
I hope yall thought those were funny! 
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