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	<description>A Few Funny Jokes</description>
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		<title>Bubba &#038; Earl</title>
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said &#8220;Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it&#8217;s a police roadblock!! We&#8217;re gonna get busted fer drinkin&#8217; these here beers!!&#8221;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, Bubba,&#8221; Earl said. &#8220;We&#8217;ll just pull over and finish drinkin&#8217; these beers then peel off the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.decentjokes.com/bubba-earl.html</link>
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		<title>Doctors&#8217; Notes</title>
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The following quotes were allegedly taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
&#8220;By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.&#8221;
&#8220;Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.&#8221;
&#8220;On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Sends Telegram</title>
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A dog goes into a post office to send a telegram. The clerk gives him the relevant form and he goes to the desk to fill it in.
When he has finished he hands it back to the clerk with the fee and the clerk reads it through.
The message reads &#8221; Woof woof, woof woof woof; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Diagnosis</title>
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One day Bill complained to his friend, &#8220;My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.&#8221; His friend offered, &#8220;Don&#8217;t do that. There&#8217;s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and much cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.decentjokes.com/computer-diagnosis-2.html</link>
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		<title>2004 Stella Awards</title>
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It&#8217;s time once again to review the winners of the Annual &#8220;Stella Awards.&#8221; The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald&#8217;s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.
Here are this [...]]]></description>
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