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	<description>A Few Funny Jokes</description>
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		<title>The redneck truckers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Zek and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a &#8220;Team&#8221; truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they weren&#8217;t the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them separately. He first interviews Zek. After 15 minutes he completes the interview. Zek barely passes. Next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man is almost about to die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, &#8220;I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I&#8217;ve slept with dozens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TooWrestling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers&#8217; names 
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing 
* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner 
* You always end a speech with, &#8221;That&#8217;s the bottom line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BlondesCrayons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you know when a blonde has lost her virginity? 
Her crayons are wet.
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		<link>http://www.decentjokes.com/blondescrayons.html</link>
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		<title>Dirty Birds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lady approaches her priest and tells him, &#8220;Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.&#8221;
&#8220;What do they say?&#8221; the priest inquired.
&#8220;They only know how to say, &#8216;Hi, we&#8217;re prostitutes. &#8216;Want to have some fun?&#8217;&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; the priest exclaimed, &#8220;but I have a [...]]]></description>
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