what do you call a chick who makes fun of men?
a lesbo!
what do you do when your wife bitches at you?
slap her .
p.s it was all in fun im not that much of an asshole just stupid jokes thats all.
School collection 07-A history joke
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
A history joke
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
A...
School collection 06-What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
A history joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the...
School collection 01-A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!
A math joke
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil:...
Bumper stickers 05-WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
Beauty is in...
School collection 08-A math joke
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were...
President Carter’s “funny” joke-In an interview with David Letterman, Carter passed along an anecdote of a translation problem in Japan. Carter was speaking...
mmmm-Joke 1: 1 banana walks into a bar falls on a guys lap and the guy screams "damn i didnt...
School collection 12-A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
A history joke
Why...
Ok not a joke but i need an answer-ok this isnt a joke but... who invented milking the cow... and how sick were they to decide to drink...
School collection 03-When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to...