Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the hell she is!
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don’t jog…it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Army fitness report-British Military Officer Fitness Reports
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines...
Redneck Fitness-You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!...
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Canucky-Why do Canadians do it doggie-style?
So they don't miss the hockey game....
momma’s so fat-your momma's so fat that when your daddy's doing her doggy style he's riding piggy back.!...
Japanese management lecture-Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business...
Genie & Truck Driver-A truck driver was tooling down the highway one afternoon and heard a "pop." Thinking that perhaps he had blown...
Habs fans-Why do Quebec couples do it doggy style?
So they both can watch the Habs....
Signs and notices 01-These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier...
Kinky Sex-Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?"
"Well......