three teenagers are playing football in their home street one day when they all get run over by a car. They all descend to heaven and when they get to the gate of heaven they meet God. God asks them “what are you doing here”, “you are to young to die”. God then says to them “I tell you what, i’ll give you a second chance to live and do what you want to do in the future, so take a run and jump off that cloud over there. But as you are flying back down to earth, shout what you want to do in the future and it will happen”.
The first teenager takes a running leap off the cloud and says “I want to be a lawyer”. And so 20 years later he is a highly respected and success ful lawyer. The second teenager takes his turn and says “I want to be a brain surgeon” and so 20 years later he is the the most admired man of medicine and is saving lots of lives. Then the third Teenager takes his turn but as he runs, he trips over his own feet and stumbles off the crowd muttering ” I’m such a clumsy great prat”
And so 20 years later…… He’s still playing left back for Chelsea Football club
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