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Posted on October 4th, 2005 by admin

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Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

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