A man who just went through a brutal divorce with his witch of a wife came about a migical bottle and from this bottle a genie came and promised hime three wishes. The only problem was whatever he wished for and recieved his wife would get two-fold.
So first he asked the genie for a house in the carribean. The genie agreed but reminded him that his wife would get two houses in the carribean. Boom it was done.
For his second wish he asked for a million dollars. Agin the genie reminded him that his wife would get twice that. Boom it was done.
The man could not decide what to wish for on his third wish but he thought long and hard. When the genie finally told him he must wish his final wish he said “Genie, I want you to beat me half to death. ” and Boom it was done.
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