Get a heart transplant

Posted on January 18th, 2009 by sahil

Filed under Medical Jokes | |

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.

“Excuse me,” he said, “have you lost something?”

“No,” replied one of the doctors. “We’re doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone.”

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