One day a duck walks into a newsagent and approaches the shopkeeper:
“Hey, have you got any duck food?”, he asks.
“No”, replies the shopkeeper.
The next day the same duck walks into the same store and again asks for duck food.
“No”, retorts the shopkeeper and the duck waddles out the shop.
24 hours later the duck strolls in, “Have you got any duck food?”
“No!” shouts the shopkeeper. “And if you ask me one my time, i’m going to nail your beak to this counter!”
The next day the duck walks in, “Have you got any nails?”
“No” replies the baffled shopkeeper.
“Have you got any duck food then?”
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